QP Agency

Greetings, humanoid of hormonal functions. It is the registered period of time to use various forms of currency and monetary compensations to purchase and acquire items to be delivered to another humanoid of hormonal functions.

Our databanks suggest that the spectrum of purchases varies from indestructible materials such as coal-based condensations to consumables of mostly sucrose content. Perishables, such as various bio-organisms with photosynthetic abilities are also recommended.

We have been given the undestanding that choosing within such a wide spectrum, or even remembering the brief timespan, can be challenging to humanoids. This is why our agency was created. We keep track of your target humanoid’s purchase preferences and then at the agreed time deliver them something we guarantee they will like. 

We will send a forward notification to you with the bill, so the only surprised humanoid is the target, not the one agreeing to our incredibly reliable and affordable contracts. 

QP Agency: The Hormonal Humanoid’s Best Aid.

A post combining Futurewave with Valentine’s? No problem! The outfit and necklace by GALLACTIC, the forehead implant by Bliensen + MaiTai, the circuit makeup by Beautiful Freak and the furniture by 22769 ~ [bauwerk] are all available in Futurewave. The QP Agency’s services, however, are only available far in the future.

Scene: Skybox: Garden of Dreams – Showcase Basalt* | Furniture: 22769 ~ [bauwerk] Snake Sofa White, USB2 Tree, Hexagon Table, Loudspeaker Flower*

Body: Skin: Kooqla – Queens (Black) | Eyes: ~*By Snow*~ Citadel Eyes* | Hair: Analog Dog – Val Blacks | Makeup: Beautiful Freak – Circuit Eye Makeup Bubblegum* 

Outfit: GALLACTIC – Andromeda Dress, Hat, Sash & Sleeves, Callisto Necklace* | Implant: Bliensen + MaiTai – Bionique Implant Forehead Gold* 

Poses: Kirin – Athena Pose 5 & 8 | Part of the sofa.

The Beginning Wave

So many matters to check, so few units of time. The holographic water is rippling within acceptable parameters. The artificial gravity is within comfortable levels of most known humanoid life. The lighting has been adjusted for precision observance inputs.

The sound transmitters have been correctly calibrated, the temperatures adjusted to support the majority of bioforms, the AI set to correspond and respond to the lifeforms moving on the various surfaces.

The purchase possibilities have been arranged within the structure, the selection carefully curated and procured from the finest production lines available for the occasion.

The stage is set. The teleports are active. It is time. Time to dance with the Wave.

Futurewave has just begun and it provides a fantastic selection of original scifi, space and futuristic content within its event area right here.

The outfit by GALLACTIC, the data pad by BluPrintz and the makeup by Beautiful Freak are all available in Futurewave.

Scene: Futurewave

Body: Skin: Essences – Clover 01 Pale Dust Brunette | Eyes: ~*By Snow*~ Citadel Eyes* | Makeup: Beautiful Freak – Circuit Makeover Teal* | Lashes: Redgrave – 39 – Luscious | Hair: +Spellbound+ Velvet Natural Ombres & Dips | 

Outfit: GALLACTIC – Skyla Dress, Boots, Gloves, Hat* | Data Pad: BluPrintz – Data Pad*

Poses: Kirin – Rumi Pose 7 | Exposeur – Back to Black 5 | N/A

Super Maya

Even superheroes have to live with the perceptions of others, with their opinions, with their words and views. All of these are always based on very little knowledge, on snippets of information, ideas, quick glances: often completely wrong.

The opinions of others might feel like a box around you, telling you what you are, defining you. Your own ideas and wishes might begin to appear strange and a bit scary, a dream taking a shape of a nightmare. 

Once you find the courage to ride the dream you will realize that the suffocating box of others views of you is just ignorant guesses telling more about them than you and that you can shrug it all off and ride out to gaze into your own horizon.

It takes bravery to remember that no one knows you better than yourself and that everyone is their own life’s superhero, fighting the unseen battles. It helps to know everyone else has their own villains harassing them and that there are always others willing to join forces with you and to have your back. 

This is a post for and about Super Maya, who is a little six year old girl bullied in school. She dressed up as a superhero just to feel stronger and more able to handle the issue. Axi of Beautiful Freak made these fancy superhero nails just to send Maya a message of courage, and has asked everyone to take pictures of them and to add them in the Beautiful Freak’s flickr pool to send the same message to Maya. The nails are available in Silly 7. The boots by lassitude & ennui are also new and available in Geeks’N’Nerds.

Scene: Garden of Dreams – Showcase Snake* | Culprit – Eku~ine Unicorn Midnight

Body: Skin: Pink Fuel – Sora Alabaster Natural | Eyes: ~*By Snow*~ Citadel Eyes* | Lashes: Redgrave – 39 – Luscious | Hair: Spellbound – Velvet Natural Ombres & Dips | Liner: Beautiful Freak – Odetta Vicious Violet| Hands: Slink | Nails: Beautiful Freak – Super Maya* 

Outfit: Dress: r2 – A/D/E uruwa red | Pants: GALLACTIC – Split Circuit Black* | Boots: lassitude & ennui – Cyberpunk boots red* | Mask: *~*Illusions*~* – Bad Kitty Mask | Bracers: .Enfant Terrible. – Chloes Bracers Black* | Bunny Ears: Remarkable Oblivion – Super Bass Rab8 Headphones Black

Sidekick Bunnies: D-LAB – Flying Bunnies

Poses: Kirin – Florence Pose 2 | Del May – Twisted Arcane 6 Virgo | Kirin – Hera Pose 7

Bunlings Bewildered

“Agent Aww, what was so important that the bunny signal has been lit and the whole bunny mafia has emerged out of the secret burrows and pockets? You know you’re supposed to pad in shadows.”

“I told them that, boss, but there was no helping it. They just keep arguing!”

“We want to know what our battle cry is!”

“Bunlings Be Brave!”

“No, Burrow! Bunlings Burrow! And then we hide, see.”

“Ah… I see. A serious matter, then. And it has to start with B, of course?”

“Of course! You don’t see Avengers gathering, now do you? Bunlings… Balance? Blossom? Brandish?”

“Babble, because that’s what you’re doing right now. You even dragged poor phasing Nessie out and into this.”

“Banquet! And then we assault carrot fields.”

“Fine, fine… you can all come up with a phrase each and then vote on them: raised ear yes, lowered ears no. Captain Floppy, you get to organize the ballot. Yes, you may suggest Bunlings Ballot if you wish. But until the voting is done: bounce.”

Ozimals have absolutely hilarious Summer Blockbuster Bunny Gacha going on, a separate gacha for heroes and villains. The bunny signal and super sekret weapon are from it as well. You can read more about these special bunlings in the Ozimals blog here. The boss bun-lady has a hairdo by Alice Project, available currently in Hair Fair. The outfit by GALLACTIC, skin by Pink Fuel, makeup and eyes by Pin Me Down and headphones-ears by Remarkable Oblivion are available in their respective main stores.

Scene: Rooftop: 22769 ~ [bauwerk] The Outpost* | Snake: +Half-Deer+ Baby Sea Monster Blues | Ephemera: Anc Ltd. – Ephemera | Ozimals – Super Sekret Weapon 2014 & Bunny Signal 2014 & All of the Bunny Mafia

Body: Skin: Pink Fuel – Harley Opaline Lid 01 dkbrow B w button nose layer | Eyes: Pin Me Down – Aniara 6* | Makeup: Pin Me Down – Darkside 5, Tiken 3, Lost, Lip Markings 6* | Lashes: Redgrave – 39 – Luscious | Hairdo: Alice Project – Adore* | Hands & Feet: Slink | Nail Polish: Beautiful Freak – Black Celebration*

Outfit: Body Suit: GALLACTIC – Enyo Yellow* | Collar: GALLACTIC – Enyo collar yellow* | Bunny Ears: Remarkable Oblivion – Super Bass Rab8 Headphones Black

Poses: (marukin) [volition] back of a bird / [passion] loveless / [volition] with a back of quicksiler | Kirin – Florence Pose 1

Phasing Out

It’s almost time. Do the last supply runs, double-check the charts, calibrate the portal. Make sure not to forget anything behind, not a single thing of value, not even a stray circuit.

The portals are opening all over, the slower ships have already flown off, the time machines rolled back — or forward — just the ones who have either the tech or the innate ability to teleport have stayed.

Futurewave has 34 standard time units left before it phases out. Enjoy its last moments and make sure you don’t kick yourself later for forgetting the repairs-upgrades you wanted all along.

If you haven’t yet visited Futurewave, we’re approaching the last day fast. The event will close on Sunday 23rd at midnight SLT, but worry not: we will return next year! As for repairs-upgrades in this post there’s the dress by Zibska, boots by GALLACTIC, necklace, collar and background orrery by Spyralle, poses by {NanTra} and eyes from ~*By Snow*~ that are all available in Futurewave.

Scene: Spyralle – Orrery Panel (Mesh) – Silver

Body: Skin: Fallen Gods Inc. – Onyrica Mimic Argent* | Eyes: ~*By Snow*~ Citadel Eyes* | Hair: LaViere – Momo BlackTip | Hands: Slink

Outfit: Dress & Cuffs: Zibska – Bellatrix | Body Suit: GALLACTIC – Sheer Circuit White* | Boots: GALLACTIC – Eclipse Boots White* | Necklace: Spyralle – Wearable Comm Hub Model rrl8b* | High Collar: Spyralle – Sensory Array Model 24p2*

Poses: {NanTra} – Requiem 1 | 3

Code for Club

There’s this club, you see. A really shiny one. Shiny, but dark. Just the way I like it. I want to get in, but it’s early. Way too early. So what I did was called my friend who has certain… experience in adjusting robot protocols and gave him the bouncer’s code.

The bad news is that the bouncers are damn well coded. It took at least quarter of a unit before the ‘apologies citizen you are not authorized in this area please revolve and advance in another direction‘ litanies ceased.

But after that it was all smooth flying! My friend even snuck in a few codes for dancing! Not particularly bendy dancer, but very firm grip.

Psst, while I keep him distracted, all of you can come in and party any time you like!

The best part of this all is of course that the club is real and it’s really a club! Club Gothika’s Mobile Unit in Futurewave is fully functional, operational and such things and you can find their schedule when you scroll to the bottom of this post. Today (Monday) there’s both the builder and the organizer of the whole glowing glory playing for you one after the other!

Monday 2/17 :  8-10pm SLT – Lokii Violet (Monday Night Spiral)
Monday 2/17: 10-midnight SLT – Bronxelf (The Monday Night Dark and Sticky)

The bouncer might not be present, but who knows, he could! He is actually one of Chip Midnight’s droids for sale in the event. Nicole Twigvald of Smileyorc graciously agreed to transform into one for the purposes of pictures, post and entertainment. The sneaky club visitor is wearing mostly :{MV}: (dress and boots), GALLACTIC (body suit pants pretending to be tights), Pin Me Down (eyes and makeup), Beautiful Freak (lipstick & nails), Chaos, Panic and Disorder (ear pieces and bracelets), .:ellabella:. (chest piercing) and Pink Fuel (skin), all available in Futurewave. The hair by Analog Dog is available in Collabor88.

Scene: Club Gothika’s Mobile Unit – Futurewave

Bouncer: CMFF – ManDroid Security Enforcer*

Body: Skin: Pink Fuel – Sora Alabaster Light Smoke* | Eyes: Pin Me Down – Era Eyes 16* | Lashes: Redgrave – 39 – Luscious | Makeup: Pin Me Down – One 18* | Lipstick: Beautiful Freak – Banded Metal Lipstick Royal* | Hands: Slink | Nails: Beautiful Freak – Binary Nails* | Hair: Analog Dog – Gliese Splash & Ocean Hair Base Root

Outfit: Dress: :{MV}: Chemicals and Circuitry Dress Nos* | Boots: :{MV}: IlliadCorp Boots Nos | Tights: GALLACTIC – Sheer Circuit White (body suit)* | Bracelets: :*:CPD:*: – Ceti Bracelets* | Chest Piercings: .:ellabella:. Nebula Blue | Earpieces: :*:CPD:*: Rigellia Blacklight Earpieces*

Poses: Exposeur – Back to Black 3M | c( Two Cats ) – Miqo’te 2 & DARE – Martial Artsy | N/A, dancing

After the Fall

Day 221, AF549. Woke up to the sounds outside. Screeching. Went to check. Dispersed the swarm, exterminated the stragglers and the stubborn. Light too harsh in mornings, why can’t they ruckus in the night?

Day 235, AF549. The right-side radar implant jams a little. I should have it checked the next time I leave the outpost. With the sunspot storms that’ll be another cycle and a half still. Better calibrate an emergency back-up, just in case.

Day 291, AF549. Performed the obligatory three-cycle scan-and-maintenance on the outer structures. It holds up well, not even a scratch from the screechers. Worth every exchange I did for it.

Day 301, AF549. The light is dimming. If I’m lucky, I might be able to get supplies quarter cycle early. If I’m not, this is just a herald of a new weather change. Or environment. Like that time the radiation rains hit the first time.

Day 336, AF549. Finished all my discs on The Boredom of the Past. I know, I know, worthless fiction, but it keeps me going. Just thinking of a world where everything is mundane and reliable and steady is a relief. Besides, the main clerk is just dreamy.

Almost everything in the whole scenario is from Futurewave. I turned the dress by [ SAKIDE ] and the chaps by .::Aftershok::. into a top and pants combination, although it creates some intriguing cuts in the process, since they really are chaps, not pants. The arm warmers by @->~ISD and the mask by .::Aftershok::. completed the selective covering. The radar eyes from *~By Snow* come with a HUD for selecting colours for everything, including the moving radar and the blips on it. The skin by Pink Fuel has an included layer for face glow amongst gazillion options and I’ll be playing with it more in posts where most of my face remains visible. The poses by {Rook} worked wonderfully with the ray guns by GALLACTIC and [bauwerk] is responsible for the most perfect post-apocalyptic safety outpost ever. The hair by Alice Project is available in The Thrift Shop.

Scene: Garden of Dreams – The Desert* | [bauwerk] – The Outpost*

Body: Skin: Pink Fuel – Sora Alabaster Green + Face Glow* | Eyes: ~*By Snow*~ Radar Eyes* | Lashes: Redgrave – 39 – Luscious | Hair: Alice Project – Danyelle* | Hands & Feet: Slink | Nails: Beautiful Freak – Binary Nails*

Outfit: Dress: [ SAKIDE ] – Virtuality Dress* | Chaps: .::Aftershok::. – Titan* | Mask: .::Aftershok::. – Asunder Mask v.1 Green* | Arm Warmers: @->~ISD – DarkNet Warmers Green* | Ray Guns: GALLACTIC – Ray Gun Black/Grey* | Shoes: Renegade – Climbstra Platform Sandals Black

Poses: {Rook} G5 | G1 | G1 | G4

Landing

calculate descent | correct limb positioning | fix model balance | optimize functionality | scan surroundings

engage system override | ignite hover-engines | support structural integrity | position limbs within humanoid parameters |  gain optimal balance | scan surroundings | scan surroundings

information acquired | conclusion reached | surroundings non-hostile | surroundings trade locations | exchange material goods for local currency | repairs upgrades possible

landing in process | repairs upgrades possible | repairs upgrades necessary | repairs upgrades

shiny.

Futurewave has just dropped down its force field and everyone is welcome to teleport right in! The outfit and jetpacks by GALLACTIC, the animated holovisor by *paper moon*, lipstick by Beautiful Freak and the poses by {NanTra} are all available there. For repairs and upgrades, yesyes.

Scene: Futurewave

Body: Skin: +Nuuna+ Kati skin Goth | Hair: Magika – Awake | Lipstick: Beautiful Freak – Heavy Metal Lipstick Cyan*

Outfit: Body Suit: GALLACTIC – Halcyon Cyan* | Boots, Corset, Gloves, Collar: GALLACTIC – Eclipse* | Jetpack: GALLACTIC – Jetpack Cyan* | Visor: *paper moon* – HoloVisor: Tech Blue*

Poses: {NanTra} Defying Gravity 8 | 2 | 4

Little Helper

I know it’s not yet December, that’s the whole point. Did you really think we bother checking on people then? Everyone expects us around that time. The point is to keep an eye on people around the year, not just for one month.

So, I hope you have tried your best to get to the right list this year. I assure you that the difference between rum bottles and pink oversized sweaters is very clear. The Little Helper Division always follows the rules. We know that if we don’t, there’ll be brown quilting in our future.

For your sake we better have very clear documents and proof on your general level of naughtiness. If we don’t you better hurry, dress in black and indulge in some gothic debaucheries right this moment. We have house appliances in storage if you don’t.

We don’t even have to check our list twice, because we happen to be sufficiently efficient the first time. You just watch out, because Sandy Claws is coming to town and Gothmas is just around the corner!

Gothmas by Gaslight is indeed just around the corner, opening December 15th. Blogger applications are still open if you are so inclined. (Black -is- a festive colour.) The boots and the corset are both by :{MV}: – boots available in Shoetopia and the corset in Genre. The hair and nails by Adoness can be purchased in The Thrift Shop. The feather pauldrons by Zibska are from The Men’s Department. The lipstick by Beautiful Freak is an extremely early teaser for Gothmas by Gaslight and not available yet.

Scene: Studio Skye – Enchanted Tree Tunnel

Body: Skin: Jalwa – Jezebel Vamp Black Brow* | Eyes: Adoness – Bestia Eyes Werewolf* | Liner&Shadow: Beautiful Freak – Obake Makeup Black* | Lipstick: Beautiful Freak – Bad Candy Blood Red Lower* | Hair & Shaved Hairbase: Adoness – Andromeda Scarlet* | Hands: Slink – Avatar Enhancement Hands Elegant | Blender (makes hands black): Orc Inc – Blender Coal* | Nails: Adoness – Slink Enhancement Fingernails Queen Cathrine*

Outfit: Top: GALLACTIC – Element Solid Black* | Pants: GALLACTIC – Earthfall Grey* | Corset: :{MV}: – Dominion Corset Vitae | Boots: :{MV}: – Derezzed Boots Vitae | Shoulder Feathers: Zibska – Keallach Pauldrons* | Collar: SAKIDE – Attitude Collar Red* | Earring: Zibska – Tess*

Poses: !bang – Mini Series – Overcome 2 | HopScotch – Short Tempered 4 | aDORKable Poses – Love Gun II GroundSit2

wait / fix / abandon?

vehicular destruction 75.9% complete | material:fabric disintegrated | engage behavioral mode: hesitant | begin analysis

engines 100% non-functional | 68.7% of the vehicle lodged in granular material: sand | outer shell of the vehicle 89.1% intact

unit functions 96.4% operational | malfunctions in behavioral thought pattern: human | engage emergency body language protocol: harmless

conclusion solutions: wait for a seeking entity: unlikely | begin fixing vehicle: inefficient | abandon vehicle for unit-based movement toward unknown destination: uncertain

wait / fix / abandon situation? | wait / fix / abandon situation? | wait / fix / abandon-

The indecisive synthesized Martian lifeform is constructed mostly of a skin by Fallen Gods Inc. (currently on discount in the new round of We Love Roleplay), boots, gloves and corset by GALLACTIC and cyberlox by Alice Project.

Scene: !ReTox! Derelict SpacePod V1.0 | Garden of Dreams – The Desert (heavily modified and red-dyed)

Body: Skin: Fallen Gods Inc. – Irradiate XX Acid Optical* | Eyes: .{Rue}. Eyes/Pluto Clover* | Hair: Alice Project – Luminyx Cyberlox* | Liner: Pin Me Down – Liner 10

Outfit: Boots, Gloves & Corset: GALLACTIC – Eclipse Green*

Poses: aDORKable Poses – Melancholy 1 M | aDORKable Poses – Melancholy 4 | !bang – Carefree 2